Report: 3D Printing to Revolutionize Dick Pic Industry
By: Mac E. Velli SILICON VALLEY, CA - At last Tuesday’s convention on the future of the phallic photo industry, three-dimensional printing technology took center stage. Commanding the most attention…
Speck of Sunlight Breaches Horizon As Another Day Somehow Begins
By: Bismo Falcor BLOOMINGTON, IN - In the past few hours, scientists on America’s East Coast have been baffled by mysterious sightings of lights in the sky that closely resemble…