8 Places I Wish I Hadn’t Seen My Professor Outside of Class
By Ariel Gold and Bismo Falcor
- At CVS
It’s always so weird to see your professors outside of class, but they’re people too. They need their poptarts and toilet paper like everyone else.
- Barnes and Noble
I guess it’s kind of odd that I just saw him at CVS a couple of days ago, and here he is at Barnes and Noble. I mean, it’s not a big deal, something tells me he’s an avid reader. Nice, he’s in the mystery section!
- Bathroom of Ballentine
Well, he is using the urinal right next to me, when there are 3 other open ones…Gosh, is he really asking me if I did the readings last night? Eh, he probably doesn’t get many opportunities to get to know his students.
- In My Finite Class That He Doesn’t Teach
It’s not often you find a history professor interested in math like that. That’s actually cool, I can always respect a well-rounded academic!
- IMU Late Night
I wasn’t quite expecting to hear my prof belt out the entirety of Stairway to Heaven tonight, but okay. I didn’t know he was a Zepplin fan too!
- At My Tinder date
What a coincidence! He’s at Lennie’s tonight too, at the exact same time as my date. It’s nice to know that if my date doesn’t turn out well I can chat with my professor for a bit, as he does look kind of sad sitting alone over there.
- My Dad’s Child Custody Hearing
Yeah, I have to admit, I wasn’t really expecting to see him at my dad’s child custody hearing three states away, but maybe he also just happens to live in a nearby area and takes a particular interest in local civil disputes?
- Pressed Against the Glass of the Backdoor of my Apartment at 3 a.m.
Yep, I’m calling the cops.