Interviews with People Born in the Wrong Time
By: Constance T. Nopel
“I was born in the wrong century!”
– Woman with ample curves, pasty skin and a hatred of manual labor. Dreams of taking the 16th century by storm.
– Mother who refuses to vaccinate her child, because even Bubonic plague victims were safe from autism.
-Thirty-year-old bearded white man fantasizing of a time where his racism could be freely expressed without harsh modern judgment.
-Man and woman who wish fig leaves were still an acceptable form of attire and that apples could be eaten without the pain of childbirth.
-Doctor who yearns to one day ethically drive an ice pick through a patient’s eye socket.
“I was born in the wrong century! No, seriously. I shouldn’t be here. My time machine malfunctioned. The ENTIRE FUTURE is at stake! I NEED TO GO BACK!!!” -Confused Homeless Man
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