Local Students Switch From Alcohol to Meth in Effort to Support Local Business
BLOOMINGTON , IN - With Little 500 on the horizon, businesses are expecting a significant financial windfall as students and alumni celebrate the greatest college weekend in America. With a…
Local Student Struggles to Meet Freshman Health Requirement
By: Barry Vile BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Following a relaxing spring break and a moderately active semester, freshman with a high metabolism Sterling Wilson has just one focus on his mind…
Bloomington Tech Park to Automate Eviction Notices for Priced Out Renters
By: Mack E. Velli Bloomington, IN – Bloomington business leaders and city council members celebrated last night after greenlighting a plan to create an automated system for efficiently dealing out…
Planned Parenthood Funding Cuts to Spark Growth in Mom and Pop Abortion Clinics
By: Mack E. Velli BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Following the Senate's recent passing of a bill to defund Planned Parenthood, many Bloomington store owners are considering opening up back-alley abortion clinics…
Area Freshmen Raid Chemistry Building in Search of Acid
By: Robben DeCash BLOOMINGTON, IN--With Little 500 on the horizon, freshman couple Rachel Morgan and Jacob Feinberg recently executed a raid of Indiana University’s chemistry building looking for Lysergic Acid…
Local Fraternity Redirects All Philanthropic Efforts Towards Curing Baldness
By: Barry Vile As a way to pay tribute to graduating brother Blake Simmons, the members of social fraternity Mu Gamma Beta have pledged to find a cure for male…
CAPS Wait-List Begins Shrinking as More Students Opt to Drop Out
BLOOMINGTON, IN--As midterms come and go, the IU Counseling and Psychological Services center has noticed a sharp decrease in the number of sessions they are scheduling from this time last…
Op-ed: McNutt Veteran Speaks Out
By: Winston Nochill Few places can be considered as rank while oddly sexually stimulating as McNutt. There is enough vomit in the hallway to make a four course meal, and…
FIJI House Demolition Reveals Ancient Fossils of Hazed Pledges
By: Fannie Wanker BLOOMINGTON, IN--Recent construction efforts to expand the Maurer Law School have uncovered a tar pit filled with fossilized human remains underneath what was once the foundation of…
Broke Student Found Doing Laundry in Jordan River
By: Barry Vile BLOOMINGTON, IN–Following a recent rainfall, freshman Zachary Raymond was found sitting on the grass adjacent to the Jordan River with a laundry basket and a washboard in…