Jacobs School of Music Awards Lead Singer of Smash Mouth Honorary Degree
By: Jake Spear BLOOMINGTON, IN-- In a recent move to honor exceptional musical achievement, the Jacobs School of Music has decided to grant honorary degrees to artists who have brought…
Pope Francis Confirms God is “Just One of the Guys”
By: Pink Freud VATICAN CITY -- In an official statement issued by the Holy See, His Holiness the Pontiff Pope Francis affirmed the centuries old church doctrine that God is…
New Study Reveals Bullying Affects Losers Hardest
By: Jonathan Pollock WICHITA FALLS, TX -- A recent study in the prestigious journal Suck It, Nerd! Quarterly has found that, contrary to popular opinion, losers suffer the most at the hands…
IU Professor Begins Hosting Office Hours at KOK
By: Robben DeCash BLOOMINGTON, IN — Flipside recently sent one of its reporters to Bloomington nightlife hub Kilroy’s on Kirkwood, where it was discovered that IU Economics Professor Oliver Klosoff…
School of Informatics Experiences Growth in Russian Enrollment
By: Barry Vile BLOOMINGTON, IN-- Flipside has been receiving reports of a noticeable increase in the number of Russian international students enrolling Indiana University's School of Informatics and Computing. Freshman…
Report: 3D Printing to Revolutionize Dick Pic Industry
By: Mac E. Velli SILICON VALLEY, CA - At last Tuesday’s convention on the future of the phallic photo industry, three-dimensional printing technology took center stage. Commanding the most attention…
Area Girl Scout Troop Partners with Kelley School of Business to Increase Cookie Sales
By: Barry Vile BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Girl Scout Troop 191 has just announced a joint venture with the Kelley School of Business in an effort to boost Thin Mint sales…
IU Now Offering Mansplaining as Second Language
By: Pink Freud BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Indiana University has just announced plans to begin offering the art of overly simplifying and talking down to other people as a second language…
Area Student Triggered After Discovering Forest Isn’t a Vegan LLC
BLOOMINGTON, IN - After visiting Woodland's food court for the first time, Collins resident Amanda Kentz was alarmed to find that, despite the name, the establishment did not serve 100…
Flipside Kama Sutra
By: Staff We at Flipside would like to wish all of our readers a wonderful Valentine's Day. Along with our wishes, please enjoy the Flipside Kama Sutra, a list composed…