We’re the DNC, help us find the next presidential nominee
Written by: Jared Reed Hello! Thank you for taking the time to sit down with the DNC today! We just got the numbers back and it seems there isn’t as…
The Hoosier Flipside Pre-Writes an Apology for Your Offensive Costume
Dear Friends, Colleagues, Lovers, Members of the local Marginalized Community, Over the weekend, I made a series of mistakes by choosing to dress as _________(Your costume) for our __________(the event…
13 Days since the breakup and 28 days not knowing my Starbucks order
Recently single man holding up line. Written by: Jared Reed It’s been 13 days since she broke up with me. That’s 15 days since I heard, “I love you.” 21 days…
A cover letter to be your boyfriend
Bret waiting on his interview with the boyfriend selection committee. written by: Jared Reed To the boyfriend selection committee,Hello, I am writing to express my interest in the Fall 2020…