12 Things That Will Make Jesus Reconsider Dying For Your Sins
By: Jake Spear You address Him in your prayers as "My Heavenly Daddy" It's easy to mix up Jesus with his dad, so he might give you a pass for…
The Immortal John Arthos: The Man, The Myth, The Legend
By: Sutton Lee Seymour, Jake Spear, Bismo Falcor In a forgotten classroom in the basement of Sycamore Hall, a humble public and oral communications professor sits at his desk, ferociously…
The 2018 IUSA Circlejerk: Who’s Gonna Come First?
By: Jake Spear It’s election day at IU, and that means it's time to get out and vote for one of 3 nearly identical tickets who just want to pad…
McRobbie to Replace Brick Paths With Polished Marble to Further Reduce Friction
By: Jonathan Pollack BLOOMINGTON, IN-- President Michael McRobbie announced on Tuesday that, as part of new Phase 3 construction across campus, brick pathways throughout campus will be replaced with polished…
BREAKING: School of Global and International Studies To Host Oppressive Dictator Speaker Series
By: Fredrick Venus BLOOMINGTON-- Beginning in April, Indiana University's SGIS will be hosting a slew of dictators from around the world in a speaker series entitled, “Fists of Iron, Hearts…
11 Underrated Spring Break Destinations
By: Aesthetic Danger Still not sure where to spend the next week? Check out Flipside's list of great alternative spring break destinations! 12 underrated destinations for Spring Break: 1. North…
BREAKING: Senate Passes Bill to Arm Teachers to Fight Against Radical Student Factions
By: Mack E. Velli Washington DC - In the midst of mass destabilization of school zones around the nation, Senator Dan Puppet (R - Virginia) has introduced a bill with…
BREAKING: Student Running Cockfighting Ring Out of Dorm Room Cites Loophole in Roommate Agreement
By: Cleetus Haversham BLOOMINGTON-- Following the trail of blood and feathers leading from Gresham Dining Hall to the Foster Hall B Tower, Bloomington PD recently apprehended freshman Justin Stevens, for…
Frats Use First Day Back From Probation For Quiet Reflection and Team-Building Activities
By Chip MountGommery BLOOMINGTON, IN – Following the much-anticipated end of the Greek social event ban, fraternities are doing their best to plan the perfect evening of team building and…
15 Great Ways to Boost your Essay’s Word Count!
By: Flipside Staff Midterms are upon us, and for many of us, that will mean writing long essays. We here at the Flipside understand it can sometimes be challenging to…