Op-Ed: It’s Time to End Dictator White Privilege
By Frederick Venus As an International Studies major, I have read countless histories of authoritarianism and dictatorships, heard lectures on the plights of citizens under fascism, and lectured on the…
BREAKING: Kelley School of Business to Include AirPods in Business Professional Dress Guidelines
By: Maura Less & Jake Spear BLOOMINTON-- On January 27th, 2019, the Kelley School of Business announced that Apple AirPods are now a requirement for the Kelley Business Professional dress…
15 Resume-Building Tips You Won’t Learn in Compass
By: Hoosier Flipside Staff 1) Type the whole thing in Wingdings Nothing says "I speak foreign languages" like writing in Microsoft Office's favorite form of hieroglyphics! Your interviewer will enjoy…
BREAKING: Senior Shouting “Fresh-Meat” Out of Car Deeply Insecure About the Future
By: Jake Spear BLOOMINGTON,IN – Last Friday, a group of freshmen were verbally assaulted on Jordan Avenue, called "FRESH-MEAT" by Marcus Williams, a senior who is clearly terrified at the…
IU Football Looks to Keep Homecoming Losing Streak Alive
By: Bismo Falcor and Justin TruBRO BLOOMINGTON, IN - Following 6 consecutive losses on homecoming weekend, the Indiana University football team looks to add onto that impressive streak of disappointment…
Calm Down, Brett: Four Ways to Remind Brett that it’s Just Intramurals
By: Gary Goldwater Brett is on another competition-induced rampage. He just proclaimed that if he had a time machine, he would use it to kill one of the referee’s distant…
IU Now Offering Mansplaining as Second Language
By: Pink Freud BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Indiana University has just announced plans to begin offering the art of overly simplifying and talking down to other people as a second language…
Bloomington Buses to Crack Down on Fake Student IDs
By: Joe King BLOOMINGTON, IN -- This past Thursday, Bloomington Transit released an official statement asserting that the service will be increasing its security measures to prevent the use of…
Indiana University Announces Plans for Building Without Gaping Design Flaw
By: Jacopo Inboden BLOOMINGTON, IN - Indiana University has just announced plans for a new general studies building which will have absolutely zero rookie structural mistakes. "We are very excited,” University…
Foster Dorm Floor White Board Goes Record 45 Seconds Without Being Covered by Penises
By: Jacopo Inboden BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Last Thursday, Foster RA Peter Johnson was shocked to find that his dorm floor’s whiteboard went a full 45 seconds without being covered in drawings of…