Report: 3D Printing to Revolutionize Dick Pic Industry
By: Mac E. Velli SILICON VALLEY, CA - At last Tuesday’s convention on the future of the phallic photo industry, three-dimensional printing technology took center stage. Commanding the most attention…
America’s Leading Climate Scientists Found Bound and Gagged in White House Closet
By: Joe King WASHINGTON, - Several of the nation’s top climate scientists were discovered tied up and gagged in one of the closets of the White House early Friday morning.…
Speck of Sunlight Breaches Horizon As Another Day Somehow Begins
By: Bismo Falcor BLOOMINGTON, IN - In the past few hours, scientists on America’s East Coast have been baffled by mysterious sightings of lights in the sky that closely resemble…