Top 14 Features of the iPhone X
It's finally here! The phone we've all been waiting for since the last time we got a phone with marginally better features! Check out our list below of features that…
Area Student Refuses Newspaper the Right to Print His Picture
By: Sutton Lee Seymour BLOOMINGTON, IN – Last Friday night, Flipside reporter Mack E. Velli spotted a particularly interesting individual named William Cavanaugh, who denied a request to take his…
Local Student to Streamline Friend-Making Process by Just Buying Some
By: Jacopo Inboden and Bismo Falcor BLOOMINGTON, IN - After completely ignoring all of the university’s resources which allow students to make friends for free, local freshman Tim Bledsoe decided to…
9 Controversial Issues that’ll Get you at least a B on your First Public Oral Communications Speech
By: Sutton Lee Seymour #BlackLivesMatter. This is always a hot topic! Almost everyone has an opinion on it, even if they pretend they don’t so that they won’t look like…
Student Compensates for Lack of Problems by Fabricating New Ones
By: Fannie Wanker 19 year old Indiana University Sophomore, Terry Bell, was found sulking outside of his tower at Wilkie Residence Hall this past Tuesday. Terry is well known among…
Overachiever Turns in Final Paper on Second Day of Class
By: Joe King and Barry Vile BLOOMINGTON, IN - Indiana University freshman and former high school try-hard T. Churspet has already submitted the final paper for his ENG-W131 (English Composition) class…
Greg Gianforte Receives C- in Putin’s Seminar on Media Suppression
By: Jonathan Pollack MOSCOW--After a contentious special election in Montana, new information has revealed that Republican Representative-elect Greg Gianforte received a C- in the Fall 2016 Seminar on Media Suppression,…
North Korea Momentarily Invades South Korea to Retrieve Kim Jong Un’s Lost Soccer Ball
By: Bismo Falcor Rising tensions between North Korea and the entire rest of the world came to a head yesterday after the lonesome nation momentarily invaded its southern neighbor in…
Former ATO Members to Host “Little-er 500” for Banned Greek Houses
By: Jonathan Pollock BLOOMINGTON, IN -- With the women's Little 500 race almost here, former members of Greek society Alpha Tau Omega have announced they will be hosting the Delts,…
Little 5 Just Another Week for McNutt Residents
By: Winston Nochill BLOOMINGTON, IN – Many students have already begun celebrating the annual Little 500 week, with students of all majors, backgrounds, and drink preferences joining together to spend…