5 of my craziest drunk purchases from IU Surplus
We’ve all been there: you’re feeling a little loose on the juice but everyone else has gone home. What else is there to do but pop open a new tab-…
Hardee’s becomes the first corporation to be diagnosed with depression
WASHINGTON, (DC)- Members of the American Psychological Association announced today that the fast food chain Hardee's has become the first corporation in history to be formally diagnosed with clinical depression.…
The Hoosier Flipside Guide to Quals Weekend
(1)Prepare your liver for the Little 500 in April by seeing if you can ‘qual’: the race week will challenge you both physically and mentally, and this weekend provides you…
Are you a baked cookie person, insomnia cookie person, or a stale subway cookie from the trash person?
Written by: Staff Do you LOVE chocolate??? Yes? +1 No? -1 Do you sing in the shower a little too loud? Yes? +1 No? -1 Are you ok with eating…
9 of the worst fucking places on campus
by Nick Smego 9. The GISB basement cranny You’re goddamn right. Those of you who are familiar with the Hamilton Lugar Global International Studies Building are well aware of one…
Letter to the shareholders: Santa’s Elves deserve representation, too
Written by: Bud O’Bobby Labor shortages. Demanding hours. Unpredictable sales forecasts. Adherence to ever-changing environmental regulations. Griping upper-management that has no grasp on the realities of life on the production…
Investigation: Where does the recycling in Bloomington really go?
By: Richard Underwood Every week, the City of Bloomington Sanitation Department collects trash and recycling from residential properties, many of which are houses rented by IU students, and almost every…
We’re the DNC, help us find the next presidential nominee
Written by: Jared Reed Hello! Thank you for taking the time to sit down with the DNC today! We just got the numbers back and it seems there isn’t as…
The Hoosier Flipside Pre-Writes an Apology for Your Offensive Costume
Dear Friends, Colleagues, Lovers, Members of the local Marginalized Community, Over the weekend, I made a series of mistakes by choosing to dress as _________(Your costume) for our __________(the event…
13 Days since the breakup and 28 days not knowing my Starbucks order
Recently single man holding up line. Written by: Jared Reed It’s been 13 days since she broke up with me. That’s 15 days since I heard, “I love you.” 21 days…