13 Lesser-Known Olympic Events for Those That Don’t Care About Curling
While the Olympic Games in Pyeongchang are nearly finished, there's still time to watch some amazing feats of athleticism! However, if Curling isn't your thing, check out Flipside's list of…
BREAKING: Online Human Sexuality Class Held on Chat Roulette
By: Stacy Smaum BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Next fall IU will be introducing a radical new online sexuality course which will be taught entirely on Chatroulette and aims to revolutionize the…
IU Researchers Discover Earth has Reached Perfect Levels of Global Warming
By: Bismo Falcor and Ariel Gold BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Following two spectacular 70 degree days in the middle of February, a team of IU environmental science researchers discovered that Earth…
8 Ways To Spoil Your Valentine as a Broke College Student
Valentine's day is a truly magical time of year. With chocolate, and flowers, and creaking bed-springs there's just so much to enjoy. But as a college student, you want an…
Researchers Fear IU Greek Houses Could Become Endangered by 2030
By: Jonathan Pollack and Bartholomew Bortles BLOOMINGTON, IN--A recent study conducted by the IU office of Sustainability suggests that Greek houses, if not managed properly, could become endangered by 2030.…
Local Student Finds Waiting Room Fee on Health Center Bill
By: Ariel Gold BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Last Thursday, IU student Mac Davidson visited the health center only to find a $45 waiting room fee on his bill. “I was shocked!…
9 Signs Your Professor Decided to Fail You on Day 1
He Continuously Mispronounces Your Name as “Fuckhole McGee” If he does it once, you know it’s not a big deal. Everyone struggles with names, especially in the beginning of the…
Frustrated God Temporarily Revokes Area Man’s Free Will
By: Bismo Falcor BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Following a series of outrageously stupid decisions, God has announced he will be temporarily suspending Junior Brad Heyward’s right to free will. “I’ve witnessed…
Local Funeral Home Holds Woke For Dabbing
By: Jonathan Pollock BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Late yesterday, local Bloomington funeral home Memery & Dank hosted a woke for Dabbing. “It’s been a hard year for memes,” said Quavo, one of…
12 Undiscovered Bars in Bloomington
Tired of drinking alone in your apartment on a Wednesday afternoon? Escaping from your roommates fucking like a pair of baboons in heat? Raise the bar for your drinking experience! The…