BREAKING: FIJI Pledge Bravely Challenges Brett Kavanaugh to a Game of Beer Pong for Supreme Court Seat
By Jones BLOOMINGTON, IN- After a bitter week in the battle over newly appointed Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, a FIJI pledge boldly challenged Kavanaugh to a game of beer…
EXPOSED: “Singing Is Just Slow Talking” and Other Things Jacob’s Students Don’t Want You To Know
By Litwig Kanyetoven It's actually pronounced "Clarineet" - This one separates the Jacobs kids from the rest of the campus. Let's not kid ourselves here, you'll never pronounce right and…
GUIDE: What Pizza You Should Order Based on Your Blood Alcohol Content
By: Jack Peebis So, you drank a few too many, and now you need a pizza before you "literally" die from starvation? We’ve all been there. As experts in terrible…
BREAKING: IU English Department to Teach Grammatically-Correct Forms of “Yeet”
By: Boxxer Brief BLOOMINGTON, IN--IU's English Department rule last week that with "yeet" finding its way into everyday vernacular, college of arts and science students should be taught the grammatically…
SHOCKING: Ancient Artifact Found During IU Archaeological Dig Actually Just John Arthos Citation Tutorial VCR
By: Hugh Janus BLOOMINGTON, IN- In an archaeological dig of campus more than a decade in the making, IU students uncovered more than they bargained for after a prolonged excavation of the…
15 Resume-Building Tips You Won’t Learn in Compass
By: Hoosier Flipside Staff 1) Type the whole thing in Wingdings Nothing says "I speak foreign languages" like writing in Microsoft Office's favorite form of hieroglyphics! Your interviewer will enjoy…
Your Professor’s 5 Favorite Students and Why You’re Not On That List
By: Jack Peebis 1. Chelsea Chelsea is the perfect teacher’s pet. Every morning, exactly ten minutes before the 8 am lecture begins, she struts into class and greets your professor with…
Tinder Dos and Don’ts
By: Flipside Staff DO put your least attractive pictures first - if they were willing to swipe right on your half-drunken, no-makeup selfie, they'll stick with you for life DO…
“I Like to Get High on the Moment,” Man Says Before Snorting Line of Cocaine for Good Measure
By: Zoi Brooks BLOOMINGTON, IN-- Sneering at a group of drunk sorority girls, Brendan Hart was seen bragging to a different group of bystanders about his lifestyle at a party…
In Memoriam: Students Hold Candlelight Vigil for IMU Burger King
By: Jones BLOOMINGTON, IN- Last Wednesday there was a mournful silence in the IMU, where students massed in a solemn remembrance of the IMU Burger King. The restaurant, known to senior…