Local Fraternity Redirects All Philanthropic Efforts Towards Curing Baldness
By: Barry Vile As a way to pay tribute to graduating brother Blake Simmons, the members of social fraternity Mu Gamma Beta have pledged to find a cure for male…
Former Fraternity Brother Comes Out as Hipster
By: Fannie Wanker Flipside has received reports that former Theta Chi Social Chair, Dave Buchanan, has informed the world of his true hipster personality following his tweet about Bon Iver's…
National Over-Sized Jersey Shortage Leaves Local Sorority in Panic
By: Mike “MC Grandmaster DJ Kool” Jones Following another busy rush season, sporting goods manufacturers have been unable to keep up with the constant demand of oversized sports jerseys. “It’s like…
Alpha Tau Omega Hosts Philanthropy Event to Help Struggling Girls Pay for College
By: Bismo Falcor BLOOMINGTON, IN—Last week, Alpha Tau Omega melted everyone’s hearts by helping struggling women pay their way through college in a recent philanthropy event. In regards to this…