IU Welcomes Wingdings Cultural Center
*We apologize on behalf of Wordpress on its prejudice against the Wingding history and its people, as evidenced by the website's refusal to accommodate their culture and language.* By: Pink…
Scientists Find Alternative Universe Where You’re Not Such An Asshole
By: Flip Flipoutski Jubilance swept across the world as researchers at the newly reopened Large Hadron Collider discovered a parallel universe where you are not such a massive prick to…
IU Food Hacks
By: Pink Freud
Flipside Writing Staff Prepares (to Take Over) for IUSA Elections
By: Flipside Staff For those who don’t know, IUSA elections will be held April 8th and 9th. This will give every student a chance to voice opinions on what issues…
Frustrated, Lonely God Creates Universe of Kittens
By: Bismo Falcor In a shocking development, rumors have surfaced that God has created an entirely separate universe populated entirely by kittens just to escape his regretted human race. Flipside…
Interviews with People Born in the Wrong Time
By: Constance T. Nopel "I was born in the wrong century!" - Woman with ample curves, pasty skin and a hatred of manual labor. Dreams of taking the 16th century…
Traditional Youth Network vs. Large Chunk of Concrete: a Hotbed of Debate
By: Bismo Falcor Recently, there has been a lot of debate on campus regarding the treatment of white people. While the overwhelming majority of the approximately 40,000 students on campus…
RPS Announces Plan to Transform IMU into Big Fucking Hole
By: Bismo Falcor IU administrators announced Monday their radical new plan to construct a brand new Big Fucking Hole, directly on the current site of the IMU. The final decision…
Spring Fever: Nation Holds Breath as Dads Decide if We will have Six More Weeks of Winter
By: Heather Martz Clad in denim shorts and white New Balance sneakers, thousands of dads gathered at Home Depots all across the country this past weekend for the annual Dad…
From Samoas to the Slammer: It’s How the Cookie Crumbles
By: Constance T. Nopel I spotted her pigtails from across the parking lot. Wide, blue eyes with hair ribbons to match. She was clever, this one. A drug dealer of…