Ways that Bernie Sanders Can STILL Win the 2016 Election
By: Jack Peebis Bernie Sanders, millennials’ favorite, is in Bloomington today to express his support for candidate Liz Watson. With his presence, some students are still hoping he can with the 2016…
BREAKING: Roommate Talks About “That One Guy” from That Thing
By: Picov Andropov BLOOMINGTON, IN – Trying to break the ice with his roommate, Forest Resident, Sam Tobin, attempted to talk about "that guy from that thing he saw that…
19 Totally Real Classes That IU Actually Offers
By Jake Spear and Flipside Staff Registering for classes can be a difficult process. Who really knows what they want to study? And there are so many options! That's why…
BREAKING: FIJI Pledge Bravely Challenges Brett Kavanaugh to a Game of Beer Pong for Supreme Court Seat
By Jones BLOOMINGTON, IN- After a bitter week in the battle over newly appointed Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, a FIJI pledge boldly challenged Kavanaugh to a game of beer…
EXPOSED: “Singing Is Just Slow Talking” and Other Things Jacob’s Students Don’t Want You To Know
By Litwig Kanyetoven It's actually pronounced "Clarineet" - This one separates the Jacobs kids from the rest of the campus. Let's not kid ourselves here, you'll never pronounce right and…
GUIDE: What Pizza You Should Order Based on Your Blood Alcohol Content
By: Jack Peebis So, you drank a few too many, and now you need a pizza before you "literally" die from starvation? We’ve all been there. As experts in terrible…
BREAKING: IU English Department to Teach Grammatically-Correct Forms of “Yeet”
By: Boxxer Brief BLOOMINGTON, IN--IU's English Department rule last week that with "yeet" finding its way into everyday vernacular, college of arts and science students should be taught the grammatically…
SHOCKING: Ancient Artifact Found During IU Archaeological Dig Actually Just John Arthos Citation Tutorial VCR
By: Hugh Janus BLOOMINGTON, IN- In an archaeological dig of campus more than a decade in the making, IU students uncovered more than they bargained for after a prolonged excavation of the…
15 Resume-Building Tips You Won’t Learn in Compass
By: Hoosier Flipside Staff 1) Type the whole thing in Wingdings Nothing says "I speak foreign languages" like writing in Microsoft Office's favorite form of hieroglyphics! Your interviewer will enjoy…
Your Professor’s 5 Favorite Students and Why You’re Not On That List
By: Jack Peebis 1. Chelsea Chelsea is the perfect teacher’s pet. Every morning, exactly ten minutes before the 8 am lecture begins, she struts into class and greets your professor with…