BREAKING: Roommate Talks About “That One Guy” from That Thing
By: Picov Andropov BLOOMINGTON, IN – Trying to break the ice with his roommate, Forest Resident, Sam Tobin, attempted to talk about "that guy from that thing he saw that…
19 Totally Real Classes That IU Actually Offers
By Jake Spear and Flipside Staff Registering for classes can be a difficult process. Who really knows what they want to study? And there are so many options! That's why…
EXPOSED: “Singing Is Just Slow Talking” and Other Things Jacob’s Students Don’t Want You To Know
By Litwig Kanyetoven It's actually pronounced "Clarineet" - This one separates the Jacobs kids from the rest of the campus. Let's not kid ourselves here, you'll never pronounce right and…
BREAKING: IU English Department to Teach Grammatically-Correct Forms of “Yeet”
By: Boxxer Brief BLOOMINGTON, IN--IU's English Department rule last week that with "yeet" finding its way into everyday vernacular, college of arts and science students should be taught the grammatically…
SHOCKING: Ancient Artifact Found During IU Archaeological Dig Actually Just John Arthos Citation Tutorial VCR
By: Hugh Janus BLOOMINGTON, IN- In an archaeological dig of campus more than a decade in the making, IU students uncovered more than they bargained for after a prolonged excavation of the…
Your Professor’s 5 Favorite Students and Why You’re Not On That List
By: Jack Peebis 1. Chelsea Chelsea is the perfect teacher’s pet. Every morning, exactly ten minutes before the 8 am lecture begins, she struts into class and greets your professor with…
BREAKING: Newly-Tenured Professor Glad Teaching Career Is Finally Over
By: Cleetus Haversham Bloomington, IN--Last Thursday, "Intro to Astronomy" students were greeted by their hungover, newly-tenured professor. Professor Wentz was dressed in a stained turtleneck he had been wearing the…
BREAKING: Local Freshman Still Raises Hand to Use Restroom
By: Ragnarok Bloomington, IN – Three weeks into college, freshman Evan Scharter continues to dutifully ask to go to the bathroom. Every time Evan needs to do the deed, his…
BREAKING: Area Freshman Attempts to Slide Into Classmate’s Canvas DMs
By Sutton Lee Seymour BLOOMINGTON, IN – Earlier this week, IU’s Office of Sexual Harassment received a complaint about freshman Cam Ragg trying to slide into his female classmate’s Canvas…
8 Places I Wish I Hadn’t Seen My Professor Outside of Class
By Ariel Gold and Bismo Falcor At CVS It’s always so weird to see your professors outside of class, but they’re people too. They need their poptarts and toilet paper like…