IU Fraternities Turn to Organic Farming After Alcohol Ban
By: Robbie McMichael Bloomington, IN - “I farm the land because the land must be farmed,” said Brent Whiteman, 2 year member of the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity. I watch as Brent,…
Students Overthrow Professor in Classroom Struggle
By: Mack E. Velli Bloomington, IN - The student masses in Professor Williams' "Theory of Marx and Revolutionary History" seized the means of education today after a long struggle with the…
An Homage to Finite Midterms: 6 Brave Souls Who Died for Your Curve
By: Al Dente Sacrifice comes in all shapes and sizes. From a firefighter risking his life for another, to a student in the dining hall who pulls recyclables out of the…
15 Ways to Drop Off the Grid After Your Mom Finds Out You Failed Your Midterm
So you didn't go to class for a 2 weeks and it turns out that was pretty important for passing your midterms. Or maybe you went to class the whole…
Local Aspiring Hentai Artist Disappointed with Lack of Recognition in Graphic Design Class
By: Sutton Lee Seymour BLOOMINGTON, IN – Following a recent art project in Indiana University’s Graphic Design 101 class, student and aspiring hentai artist Chester T. Rutherford was reportedly dismayed…
IU Freshman Learns More in 3 Days in Cave than he will in 4 Years of College
By: Bismo Falcor and Aesthetic Danger BLOOMINGTON, IN - Following an ordeal that left him trapped in a cave for 3 days, local freshman Lukas Cavar was left pondering if…
18 Great Ways to Exploit Your Roommate’s Fear of Confrontation
You use their toothbrush, borrow their clothes, and haven't bought your own food in a month. That's a great start, but here are some other proven ways to make sure…
Area Student Refuses Newspaper the Right to Print His Picture
By: Sutton Lee Seymour BLOOMINGTON, IN – Last Friday night, Flipside reporter Mack E. Velli spotted a particularly interesting individual named William Cavanaugh, who denied a request to take his…
Student Compensates for Lack of Problems by Fabricating New Ones
By: Fannie Wanker 19 year old Indiana University Sophomore, Terry Bell, was found sulking outside of his tower at Wilkie Residence Hall this past Tuesday. Terry is well known among…
Overachiever Turns in Final Paper on Second Day of Class
By: Joe King and Barry Vile BLOOMINGTON, IN - Indiana University freshman and former high school try-hard T. Churspet has already submitted the final paper for his ENG-W131 (English Composition) class…