BREAKING: Student Wearing Headphones Totally Desperate to Get to Know You
By: B. Snee BLOOMINGTON, IN – Thursday afternoon, student Nathan Walker tried to start a conversation on a bus with a stranger, Jessica Thompson, who was wearing her headphones at…
Selfless: Freshman Couple on E-Bus Makes Out Without Tongue
By: Maura Less BLOOMINGTON, IN- A freshman couple on the morning E-Bus made waves across campus as they performed their morning snog, without their usual, grotesque display of slobber. For…
GUIDE: What Pizza You Should Order Based on Your Blood Alcohol Content
By: Jack Peebis So, you drank a few too many, and now you need a pizza before you "literally" die from starvation? We’ve all been there. As experts in terrible…
Tinder Dos and Don’ts
By: Flipside Staff DO put your least attractive pictures first - if they were willing to swipe right on your half-drunken, no-makeup selfie, they'll stick with you for life DO…
“I Like to Get High on the Moment,” Man Says Before Snorting Line of Cocaine for Good Measure
By: Zoi Brooks BLOOMINGTON, IN-- Sneering at a group of drunk sorority girls, Brendan Hart was seen bragging to a different group of bystanders about his lifestyle at a party…
In Memoriam: Students Hold Candlelight Vigil for IMU Burger King
By: Jones BLOOMINGTON, IN- Last Wednesday there was a mournful silence in the IMU, where students massed in a solemn remembrance of the IMU Burger King. The restaurant, known to senior…
Op-Ed: I’m That Guy on a Bike and I Think You’re a Douche Too
By: Fredrick Venus As I ride my bicycle through the streets of Bloomington, I see the faces of hundreds of students, faculty, and screaming homeless people. All of them with…
BREAKING: Area Student Unable to Sleep Without Sound of Roommate Loudly Masturbating
By: Cleetus Haversham BLOOMINGTON, IN – After moving from his dorm in Teter to an off-campus apartment, sophomore Lucas Redding finds himself struggling to sleep without his roommate’s loud nightly masturbation.…
“There’s so Many Dicks I Haven’t Tasted!”, and 9 Other Ways to Break Up With Your Boyfriend
By: Sutton Lee Seymour Breaking up with somebody is one of the hardest things you will ever have to do. However, there are some ways to turn a bad situation…
BREAKING: Senior Shouting “Fresh-Meat” Out of Car Deeply Insecure About the Future
By: Jake Spear BLOOMINGTON,IN – Last Friday, a group of freshmen were verbally assaulted on Jordan Avenue, called "FRESH-MEAT" by Marcus Williams, a senior who is clearly terrified at the…