Followers Eagerly Await Return of Great and Omniscient Jonny
By: Ted Winestock Recent overnight appearances of mysterious messages on the sidewalks of campus have some students expecting the return of the noble and omniscient Jonny, which had been promised…
Report: Guantanamo Bay just Filled with Rejected Nickelodeon Characters
By: Ted Winestock The discovery of a two-dimensional character that oddly resembled SpongeBob SquarePants, known to fans as DoodleBob, on the shores of Cuba has led to speculation that Guantanamo…
IU Students Make Traditional Pilgrimage away from Stadium Following Tailgate Party
By: Skell Eaton BLOOMINGTON, IN — Leading up to the kickoff of Indiana University’s match-up against Nebraska, thousands of Indiana students made their traditional pilgrimage away from the stadium after…
Jacobs School of Music Accepts First Air Guitar Performance Major
By: Jacopo Inboden Indiana University’s Jacobs School of Music has just announced the acceptance of its very first Air Guitar Performance Major, a young man named Chaz Rodriguez. “You know,…
An Open Letter to Donald Trump from His Toupee
For many years, I’ve endured the ridicule of those who assumed I was simply an inanimate mass of yellow cotton candy atop the cranium of a controversial presidential candidate. This…
Your Ted Cruz Horoscope
By: Hermynn Bae Wells After finding out that Ted Cruz was (allegedly) the Zodiac killer, we read the stars. Here's what we found: Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 As…
Lesser-Known College Football Bowl Games
By: Bismo Falcor Although we are nearing the end of the bowl season, there are still plenty of great games that aren’t getting much media attention! Here are some that…
Webkinz Account Marks Beginning of Second Grader’s Battle with Internet Addiction
By: Constance T. Nopel TAMPA, FLORIDA- After receiving a Darling Dino Plush for her eighth birthday, second grader Abigail Willis reportedly created her first Webkinz account, not knowing that this…
Last Minute Flipside-Approved Halloween Costume Ideas
By: Flipside Staff According to a recent poll, as many as 30 percent of Americans have yet to pick out their Halloween costumes this year. We here at Hoosier Flipside…
IU Research Team Finds Cure for RBFS (Resting Bitch Face Syndrome)
By: Pink Freud Jubilance swept through the air last week as researchers at Indiana University announced that they had developed a cure for the congenital facial disorder RBFS, also known…