SCHRÖDINGER’S DOUCHEBAG: A Hard-Hitting Investigation of a Cultural Phenomenon
By Robbie McMichael Flipside has taken on itself to investigate a henceforth unstudied cultural phenomenon that affects daily the lives of women: Schrödinger’s Douchebag. This term describes an event which…
New Study On Women’s Health Strangely Lacking a Male Perspective
By Jones In recent weeks, a new study investigating the link between women’s social media interactions and breast cancer development is being criticized by many for its lack of male…
BREAKING: Tinder to Release New App to Set Up Arranged Marriages
By: Naluesh Ho & Jake Spear LOS ANGELES, CA – Trying to appeal to a new demographic, Tinder has decided to culturally appropriate the Indian subcontinent with their new app for facilitating…
BREAKING: IU to Launch New Line of ‘IU-Ds’
By: Picov Andropov BLOOMINGTON, IN – In an effort to combat the rising rate of pregnancy amongst the female student body, Indiana University is launching a new line of “IU-D’s.” “We’re…
SHOCKING: Ancient Artifact Found During IU Archaeological Dig Actually Just John Arthos Citation Tutorial VCR
By: Hugh Janus BLOOMINGTON, IN- In an archaeological dig of campus more than a decade in the making, IU students uncovered more than they bargained for after a prolonged excavation of the…
Op-Ed: I’m That Guy on a Bike and I Think You’re a Douche Too
By: Fredrick Venus As I ride my bicycle through the streets of Bloomington, I see the faces of hundreds of students, faculty, and screaming homeless people. All of them with…
IU Researchers Discover Earth has Reached Perfect Levels of Global Warming
By: Bismo Falcor and Ariel Gold BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Following two spectacular 70 degree days in the middle of February, a team of IU environmental science researchers discovered that Earth…
Segway Inc. Still Convinced They are Future of Transportation
By: Chip MountGummery and Bismo Falcor SILICON VALLEY - Despite the obvious fact that technological advancements in the field of transportation are occurring at an exponential rate, the executives at Segway…
McNutt Installs New Medical Emergency Wing
By: Kit Cather BLOOMINGTON, IN - In an effort to streamline the urgent care process, McNutt is looking to construct a new, state-of-the-art emergency medical wing attached to Bryan’s Kelley Living…
Top 14 Features of the iPhone X
It's finally here! The phone we've all been waiting for since the last time we got a phone with marginally better features! Check out our list below of features that…