BREAKING: Student Kills Roommate, Police Rule Death an Inevitability
By: Janro Kreen BLOOMINGTON IN--Hours after receiving reports of violent screaming, police found Freshman Brian Peterson, killed in his sleep by his roommate, John Riley. “I just couldn’t take it…
10 Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms That Are Still More Helpful Than CAPS
By: Jake Spear Your counselor might think this is "normal college stress," and maybe it is, maybe it's not? Maybe you should stop binge drinking? What do we know we're…
BREAKING: Tinder to Release New App to Set Up Arranged Marriages
By: Naluesh Ho & Jake Spear LOS ANGELES, CA – Trying to appeal to a new demographic, Tinder has decided to culturally appropriate the Indian subcontinent with their new app for facilitating…
14 Executive Orders You Missed During the Kavanagh Hearing
By: Jake Spear Legally, no, the president might not be able to make legislation—but frankly, who gives a shit anymore? Our reporters here at Hoosier Flipside have listed the 14…
BREAKING: IU French and Italian Department to Separate Due to ‘Overwhelming Sexual Tension’
By: Jake Spear BLOOMINGTON, IN--Due to an increasing inability to focus on classes the IU French and Italian Department, FRIT, decided it's best to separate. Department Chair Massimo Scalabrini released…
BREAKING: IU to Launch New Line of ‘IU-Ds’
By: Picov Andropov BLOOMINGTON, IN – In an effort to combat the rising rate of pregnancy amongst the female student body, Indiana University is launching a new line of “IU-D’s.” “We’re…
How to Weave an Ad for Wheeli into Your Next Essay
By: Jake Spear It can be a bit overwhelming to have professors constantly demanding papers from you. That's why Flipside is here to help teach you how to integrate obvious…
BREAKING: Local Centrist Weighs Pros and Cons Of Everyone Having Rights Before Voting
By: Jack Peebis Given how contentious modern politics can be, with both sides deeply entrenched ideologically, it's interesting the consider the perspective of those in the middle. Steven DuSaille, area…
WARNING: With Halloween Drawing to a Close, the Defenses Holding Back Mariah Carey Are at Their Weakest
By: Picov Andropov and Jake Spear THE ICE REALM, Asgard – As winter ‘proaches nigh, and the elder gods stir, Mariah Carey thunderously warms up her vocal chords, hastily chipping away…
Top 10 Things They Don’t Tell You on Your IU Tour
By: B. Snee What they say: We are building brand new facilities! What you should know: They are opening in 2035 What they say: We have some of the most…