RECAP: What You Missed at Little 5 While You Were Blacked Out at Little 5
By Robbie McMichael and Sutton Lee Seymour Where did that $10 in your wallet go?: On April 10th, 2019 there was exactly $ in your wallet but when you pulled…
Rodents of Bloomington Prepare to Celebrate Stuart Little 500
By Jones and Sutton Lee Seymour BLOOMINGTON, IN - With Little 500 weekend upon us, you already know it’s time to get Litty Titty. What you may not have realized,…
Bloomington Natives Stock Up On Supplies to Prepare for Annual Little 500 Hibernation
By Barry Vile and Cleetus Haversham Bloomington natives found stocking up on supplies to prepare for annual Little Five hibernation As the countdown to Little Five week continues, more and…
Op-Ed: It’s Time to End Dictator White Privilege
By Frederick Venus As an International Studies major, I have read countless histories of authoritarianism and dictatorships, heard lectures on the plights of citizens under fascism, and lectured on the…
Professor Brings Alexa to Class so Someone Will Finally Answer His Questions
By: Jimmy Christmas BLOOMINGTON, IN: Last Tuesday, a Tuesday like any other, Professor Thompson braced himself and asked a question to his lecture students. It was a simple question, one…
Can’t Go Home, Can’t Stay Here: 9 Things for Commuters To Do During Their 3 Hour Gap Between Classes
By: Robbie McMichael, Sutton Lee Seymour, Flipside Staff Pace around a very populous area and talk loudly on your phone: Don't worry, we're sure that everybody trying to cut through…
New Study On Women’s Health Strangely Lacking a Male Perspective
By Jones In recent weeks, a new study investigating the link between women’s social media interactions and breast cancer development is being criticized by many for its lack of male…
Absolute Worst SpongeBob Quotes You Should Never Shout During Sex
By: Jack Peebis, Flipside Staff We’ve all been there. You’re in the bedroom with your Tinder date, things are getting steamy, and you want to try diffusing the tension with…
Op-Ed: I’m Ballantine Hall and I Hate You Too
By: Fredrick Venus Ever since some asshole in a philosophy class pondered the existence of consciousness in limestone and the professor’s head exploded, I poofed into existence. From that point…
How the Signs Will Be Spending Spring Break
By Robbie McMichael 1. Aries: you will be joining the military! What a better time than spring break to commit yourself to violent imperial expansion! 2. Taurus: you will be…