Professor Brings Alexa to Class so Someone Will Finally Answer His Questions
By: Jimmy Christmas BLOOMINGTON, IN: Last Tuesday, a Tuesday like any other, Professor Thompson braced himself and asked a question to his lecture students. It was a simple question, one…
Can’t Go Home, Can’t Stay Here: 9 Things for Commuters To Do During Their 3 Hour Gap Between Classes
By: Robbie McMichael, Sutton Lee Seymour, Flipside Staff Pace around a very populous area and talk loudly on your phone: Don't worry, we're sure that everybody trying to cut through…
New Study On Women’s Health Strangely Lacking a Male Perspective
By Jones In recent weeks, a new study investigating the link between women’s social media interactions and breast cancer development is being criticized by many for its lack of male…
Absolute Worst SpongeBob Quotes You Should Never Shout During Sex
By: Jack Peebis, Flipside Staff We’ve all been there. You’re in the bedroom with your Tinder date, things are getting steamy, and you want to try diffusing the tension with…
Op-Ed: I’m Ballantine Hall and I Hate You Too
By: Fredrick Venus Ever since some asshole in a philosophy class pondered the existence of consciousness in limestone and the professor’s head exploded, I poofed into existence. From that point…
How the Signs Will Be Spending Spring Break
By Robbie McMichael 1. Aries: you will be joining the military! What a better time than spring break to commit yourself to violent imperial expansion! 2. Taurus: you will be…
Climate Change, Schlimate Shange!: NASA to Move Earth into Jupiter’s Great Red Spot to Really Give Us Something to Bitch About
By: Jack Peebis Last week, in a rebuke to increasing climate change denial in Congress, leading NASA scientists unveiled a new potential solution to the problem: teleporting the entire planet…
BREAKING: Angry Students Hold Shit-In Demanding 2-Ply Toilet Paper
by Cleetus Haversham BLOOMINGTON - Today, bathroom stalls across campus for once are not full of people looking to expel the remnants of the morning coffee, but of angry students…
FEATURE: Meet Trapp McRobbie, Michael’s Shithead Son
by Robbie McMichael Introducing Trapp McRobbie “Winds in the East, mist coming inlike something is brewing and about to come ’t put me finger on what lies in storebut I…
Courageous Area Man Resolves to Continue Making Point Despite Realizing He’s Wrong
By: B. Snee “Hero is an awfully strong word” says Wit Sheperd, a local man who bravely marched forward after a local woman, Patty Smith, brutally ripped apart the very…