50 Girls Who Rejected Me in High School
By: Bismo Falcor Today, the Denver Broncos take on the Carolina Panthers in what could very well be one of the greatest match-ups in NFL history. In honor of Super Bowl 50,…
National Over-Sized Jersey Shortage Leaves Local Sorority in Panic
By: Mike “MC Grandmaster DJ Kool” Jones Following another busy rush season, sporting goods manufacturers have been unable to keep up with the constant demand of oversized sports jerseys. “It’s like…
Reflecting on the Packers/Cardinals Game
Before the conference finals, let’s take a moment to reflect on last Sunday’s match-up between the Green Bay Packers and the Arizona Cardinals, which was arguably one of the craziest,…
Lesser-Known College Football Bowl Games
By: Bismo Falcor Although we are nearing the end of the bowl season, there are still plenty of great games that aren’t getting much media attention! Here are some that…
Donald Trump Demands Dora the Explorer Pay for Whimsical Obstacles
By: Pink Freud The latest GOP debate was sparked with controversy when Republican populist, Donald Trump, demanded that beloved Nick Junior icon, Dora the Explorer, pay for the whimsical obstacles…
Webkinz Account Marks Beginning of Second Grader’s Battle with Internet Addiction
By: Constance T. Nopel TAMPA, FLORIDA- After receiving a Darling Dino Plush for her eighth birthday, second grader Abigail Willis reportedly created her first Webkinz account, not knowing that this…
Eccentric Billionaire Plans First Water Park on Mars
By: Mike “MC Grandmaster DJ Kool” Jones SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Following the recent discovery of liquid water on Mars, eccentric billionaire Mellon Husk unveiled plans for his next business…
Last Minute Flipside-Approved Halloween Costume Ideas
By: Flipside Staff According to a recent poll, as many as 30 percent of Americans have yet to pick out their Halloween costumes this year. We here at Hoosier Flipside…
Arboretum Dug Up for World War One Reenactment
By Pink Freud Students, faculty, and several Balkan nation states have been up in arms over the lack of access to the arboretum. In commemoration of the 100th anniversary of…