15 Resume-Building Tips You Won’t Learn in Compass
By: Hoosier Flipside Staff 1) Type the whole thing in Wingdings Nothing says "I speak foreign languages" like writing in Microsoft Office's favorite form of hieroglyphics! Your interviewer will enjoy…
Op-Ed: What I Learned During My Summer Internship at ISIS
By: Nasal Schumaker This past summer I had the amazing opportunity to intern as a part of the business operations department at ISIS. For those who may be unfamiliar, ISIS…
Kelley Freshman Using LinkedIn as Dating Site
By: Aesthetic Danger BLOOMINGTON,IN - After watching each member of his friend group enter long term relationships, and finding no success on Tinder, Kelley Freshman Chad McMahon developed the concept of…
Skyrim Switch Port Proves Bethesda Can Sell Literally Anything as Many Times as They Want
By: Sutton Lee Seymour ROCKVILLE, MD - Last Saturday, Nintendo released Skyrim for its new Switch console, finally proving that companies can re-package any successful product as many times as…
Op-Ed: I Think I’m Falling for Mother Bear
By: Robbie McMichael BLOOMINGTON, IN – There I was, enjoying a typical evening at Mother Bear’s, when as I was reading the scrawny handwriting on the back of the booths, my…
Top 14 Features of the iPhone X
It's finally here! The phone we've all been waiting for since the last time we got a phone with marginally better features! Check out our list below of features that…
Local Student to Streamline Friend-Making Process by Just Buying Some
By: Jacopo Inboden and Bismo Falcor BLOOMINGTON, IN - After completely ignoring all of the university’s resources which allow students to make friends for free, local freshman Tim Bledsoe decided to…
Local Students Switch From Alcohol to Meth in Effort to Support Local Business
BLOOMINGTON , IN - With Little 500 on the horizon, businesses are expecting a significant financial windfall as students and alumni celebrate the greatest college weekend in America. With a…
Op-ed: McNutt Veteran Speaks Out
By: Winston Nochill Few places can be considered as rank while oddly sexually stimulating as McNutt. There is enough vomit in the hallway to make a four course meal, and…
Report: 3D Printing to Revolutionize Dick Pic Industry
By: Mac E. Velli SILICON VALLEY, CA - At last Tuesday’s convention on the future of the phallic photo industry, three-dimensional printing technology took center stage. Commanding the most attention…