Alpha Tau Omega Hosts Philanthropy Event to Help Struggling Girls Pay for College
By: Bismo Falcor BLOOMINGTON, IN—Last week, Alpha Tau Omega melted everyone’s hearts by helping struggling women pay their way through college in a recent philanthropy event. In regards to this…
IU Research Team Finds Cure for RBFS (Resting Bitch Face Syndrome)
By: Pink Freud Jubilance swept through the air last week as researchers at Indiana University announced that they had developed a cure for the congenital facial disorder RBFS, also known…
IU Welcomes Wingdings Cultural Center
*We apologize on behalf of Wordpress on its prejudice against the Wingding history and its people, as evidenced by the website's refusal to accommodate their culture and language.* By: Pink…
Flipside Writing Staff Prepares (to Take Over) for IUSA Elections
By: Flipside Staff For those who don’t know, IUSA elections will be held April 8th and 9th. This will give every student a chance to voice opinions on what issues…
Frustrated, Lonely God Creates Universe of Kittens
By: Bismo Falcor In a shocking development, rumors have surfaced that God has created an entirely separate universe populated entirely by kittens just to escape his regretted human race. Flipside…
Interviews with People Born in the Wrong Time
By: Constance T. Nopel "I was born in the wrong century!" - Woman with ample curves, pasty skin and a hatred of manual labor. Dreams of taking the 16th century…
Traditional Youth Network vs. Large Chunk of Concrete: a Hotbed of Debate
By: Bismo Falcor Recently, there has been a lot of debate on campus regarding the treatment of white people. While the overwhelming majority of the approximately 40,000 students on campus…
Language Wehrmacht Enlists Local Grammar Nazi
By: Constance T. Nopel After years of being called a “Grammar Nazi,” Franz Armbrüster, resident english (Großschreibung, Idiot!) English major, decided to enlist into the Language Wehremacht. As a historical…
FDA Amends Blood Drive Deferral for Satan’s Sexually Sickening Sodomites
By: Constance T. Nopel Sequin-sexuals have rejoiced in the FDA’s announcement to amend its lifetime blood donation deferral for men who have had sex with other men. In response to…