Things You Should Definitely Hide In Easter Eggs Instead of Candy
By Robbie McMichael, Flipside Staff 1,000 ants: Every child loves an ant farm, but in 2019, the glass walls seem oppressive. Call them free-range ants. Several, smaller Easter eggs: Keep…
SPONSORED BY THE NRA: It’s Only Been 20 Years Since Columbine, It’s Too Soon To Talk About Gun Control
By Cleetus Haversham and Jones COLUMBINE, COLORADO- On this year’s tragic anniversary of a horrific act, it’s important to keep in mind that two decades isn’t nearly enough time for…
SCHRÖDINGER’S DOUCHEBAG: A Hard-Hitting Investigation of a Cultural Phenomenon
By Robbie McMichael Flipside has taken on itself to investigate a henceforth unstudied cultural phenomenon that affects daily the lives of women: Schrödinger’s Douchebag. This term describes an event which…
OBITUARY: Peepee the Cat Did More for Humanity Than You Ever Will, Dear Reader
By Jones and Sutton Lee Seymour This week, we lost a legend--a bastion of hope in the world; the loudest, most beloved voice of history and of humanity. No, I'm…
RECAP: What You Missed at Little 5 While You Were Blacked Out at Little 5
By Robbie McMichael and Sutton Lee Seymour Where did that $10 in your wallet go?: On April 10th, 2019 there was exactly $ in your wallet but when you pulled…
Rodents of Bloomington Prepare to Celebrate Stuart Little 500
By Jones and Sutton Lee Seymour BLOOMINGTON, IN - With Little 500 weekend upon us, you already know it’s time to get Litty Titty. What you may not have realized,…
Bloomington Natives Stock Up On Supplies to Prepare for Annual Little 500 Hibernation
By Barry Vile and Cleetus Haversham Bloomington natives found stocking up on supplies to prepare for annual Little Five hibernation As the countdown to Little Five week continues, more and…
Op-Ed: It’s Time to End Dictator White Privilege
By Frederick Venus As an International Studies major, I have read countless histories of authoritarianism and dictatorships, heard lectures on the plights of citizens under fascism, and lectured on the…
Professor Brings Alexa to Class so Someone Will Finally Answer His Questions
By: Jimmy Christmas BLOOMINGTON, IN: Last Tuesday, a Tuesday like any other, Professor Thompson braced himself and asked a question to his lecture students. It was a simple question, one…
Can’t Go Home, Can’t Stay Here: 9 Things for Commuters To Do During Their 3 Hour Gap Between Classes
By: Robbie McMichael, Sutton Lee Seymour, Flipside Staff Pace around a very populous area and talk loudly on your phone: Don't worry, we're sure that everybody trying to cut through…